She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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