So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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