i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
