sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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