I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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