Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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