Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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