no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
