it was like his penis was on wheels.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
