I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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