Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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