did you get engaged???
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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