the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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