I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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