So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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