We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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