Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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