have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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