spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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