your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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