i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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