do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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