69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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