If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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