It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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