He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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