Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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