i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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