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(313): View more from Michigan

We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense

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(415): View more from California

Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?

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(757): View more from Virginia

seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

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Well said.

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(214): View more from Texas

I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake

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(816): View more from Missouri

Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms

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(512): View more from Texas

On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............

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(971): View more from Oregon

I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.

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