Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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