so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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