So drunk its hurt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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