508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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