in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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