We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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