Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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