Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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