kristin has been a bad kristin
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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