I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
