I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
May the power of my ass compel you!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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