bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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