North Korea, Best Korea!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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