Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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