She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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