i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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