no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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