what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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