So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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