went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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