let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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