there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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