I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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