Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We smell like vodka and hangover
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