none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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