Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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