So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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