just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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